we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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