Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
