I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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