i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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