Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Randomize
