At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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