I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
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i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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