How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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