you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
