We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
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i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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