Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
We have started to decorate penises.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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