Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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