So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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