Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
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Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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