I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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