I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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