I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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