a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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