i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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