Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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