And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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