Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I need a beard to bite.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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