dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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