I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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