If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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