i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
