he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
