So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Randomize
