I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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