he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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