me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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