mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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