Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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