ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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