big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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