Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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