five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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