I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
And then he peed in my hair
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