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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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