Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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