Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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