We're facebook friends in real life
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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