i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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