You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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