i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
