"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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