he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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