gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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