We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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