the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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