I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Boobs speak an international language.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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