Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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