we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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