Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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