do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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