Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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